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window lurker

a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.

A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.

when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.

window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.

window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.

As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.

I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.

Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
by VATpackman June 7, 2011
mugGet the window lurkermug.

Four Window

After a long night of drinking and eating nothing but pizza and sausage biscuts on a car trip. One of the pasengers in the car emits a fart that smells so bad that all four windows of the car must be rolled down.
That was a smelly fart joel ripped but brent's was the only four window of the trip.
by rottenassjoel March 31, 2008
mugGet the Four Windowmug.

window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying
Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."
by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016
mugGet the window lickermug.

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.
I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.
by magicfast1 April 13, 2010
mugGet the window shoppingmug.

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.
They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP
by me December 27, 2003
mugGet the windows updatemug.

Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"
Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"
by Chris VG May 20, 2007
mugGet the Gay as a windowmug.

Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
mugGet the Windows 95mug.

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