Snorkel Hunter

Snorkel hunters are quite rare and generally hunt and are found to be from the ages of 18 into their late 30’s. Although a rare species, once you spot a snorkel hunter amongst your group he will then stick out like dogs balls to you every time you meet if you stand back and observe him closely. And I have no doubt that in your life you have come across a snorkel hunter once upon a time you just might not have even realised it. He is the bloke who when he gets on the piss he has to go around sack whacking/groping dick all night to all the boys and plays it off to the boys as it’s funny but really he just loves touching dick.

Our roofing company went on an end of year 3 day Christmas party bender and the boss Kyle already had his suspicions that one of the boys Ryan was a snorkel hunter. The rest of the boys had their doubts but as soon as Ryan got on the piss that first night he went straight into hunting mode. Attempting to sack whack/grope a few of the boys on several occasions and as an individual getting sack whacked /groped you don’t really notice it but if you stand back and observe the snorkel hunter (Ryan) you could clearly see he just loves touching penis.

JUDY - walks up to Kyle and says Ryan just sack whacked him and Kyle replied with he didn’t sack whack you mate he hunted you, didn’t you know Ryan is a snorkel hunter.

by Birdman! January 20, 2023

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Virus Hunters

Commonly or blandly known as “contact tracers,” who help identify people (and possibly even pets) who may have been exposed to the coronavirus to prevent onward transmission.

In Singapore, most virus hunters, made up of government officers, military personnel, and ex-hotel and airline staff, used to make between 30 and 100 calls during their 12-hour shift, ploughing through receipts and data to map out links between cases and establish clusters.

by MathPlus May 5, 2023

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