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Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.
"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"
by The Cradler September 23, 2023
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Weinerbomber

A person who has placed a bomb inside a hotdog and killed someone/something with it.
I saw this guy on the news today apparently he's a Weinerbomber, the world we live in.
by Bobby Bob Biggle Toe October 23, 2023
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Weinerdicking

The act of accomplishing little to no work while simultaneously appearing busy and generally overwhelmed.
The project was over budget because Dave spent the entire time weinerdicking around.
by Jerry Callo November 21, 2024
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Weinernapper

Someone who takes their weiner away from someone who enjoys it and holds it hostage.
You took the weiner away from me. You're a weinernapper!
by Missmyweiner November 26, 2024
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Weiner on out of here

Leaving in a “fuck thissort of way
hey, let’s weiner on out of here
by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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Weiner redeemer

A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex
"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.
by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024
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