weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.

Franco is such a little weasel.

by Cid April 30, 2003

weasel teeth

One with weasle teeth.

Whitney has weasle teeth.

by hehe December 2, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003

Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.

Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!

by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012

weasel sex

When two skinny Mexicans have unprotected dirty, sweaty, sex and then leave right after intercourse.

White man: Wow those two mexican spics just had weasel sex.

by Cinnamon gang. April 8, 2017

Weasel

Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.

" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker

" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "

by Dictionary genius October 2, 2017