unicorn weed

-noun

Refers to any strain of marijuana so incredibly rare and potent that it may as well be mythological. Not to be confused with "celebrity" strains such as White Widow or chronic weed (marijuana laced with cocaine).

Unicorn strains are generally nameless yet will produce an extremely powerful high comparable with that of any premier breed. Such marijuana is typically produced by only a handful of minor or private growers, leading to its obscurity and low circulation.
This bud is ridiculously good, you're not going to run into weed like this again for long time. It's fucking unicorn weed man.
by Pete the Cheat December 17, 2009
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Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...
Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.
by Reggaetonist November 05, 2004
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 01, 2008
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weed fairy

(n). 1. a legendary creature from 20th/21st Stoner folklore responsible for incidents of coincidental and/or
gratuitous procurements of marijuana
Becky smokes marijuana sparingly, but she frequently receives it as a gift from her drug dealing male friend who she has placed in the friend zone, which she subsequently shares with her friends; hence, she is the group's weed fairy.
by StevyNix June 03, 2013
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Weed Block

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.
"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"
by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009
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booty weed

when you buy weed and barely get high off it. usually bought from mexicans
"that was some booty weed you bought off pablo"
by x7x2x7x July 09, 2009
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weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"
"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
by fourfourfourty August 27, 2008
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