Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Where Da Wybe?

Slang, Commonly Used in the Bahamas, translated into proper English the meaning is: Where is the (place) at?

aye king, Where Da Wybe?

by BahaBoy October 4, 2019

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

show where i asked

seriously,
show where I asked

I have million dollars
That's cool and all, but show where I asked

by Unknown User 404 April 14, 2020

Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE

ANY GRAFFITI WALL.

DON'T START

PEDOPHILE IS HERE. GUESS WHO

WORD UUUUUUP!!!!

WORD UP = STRIP.EAT SHIT

WHERE R U DORK? WHERE ARE Y0U?

Are you phishing for a complement with AS notice it seems as ask this question to the GEAFFITI PEOPLE WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and you notice only a PEDOPHILE will write that but please click with your excessive bread SEDAP CHUPAR and feed the PELICANS as they have a large sales force but you will always find a MAVERICK somewhere first in line is WHO SUCKS SHIT REAL GOOD.

Hey you have to START EATING SHIT THERE as all you do is ask the honest question WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE ???? and open your mouth wide SWISH SWISH and do SWALLOW THE SHIT CHICKEN BALLS..

ALAN I WALDMAN when you go for your SOCIAL security be sure to mention I saw the SIGN EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT as WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? so you can get a higher benefit which is SUCK MY ANUS as please produce more SHIT FOR MORE TO EAT CRAIG , ROBERT AND BRAD as large as PENNY'S SIZE.

As SHITEATER ask WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and remember SHITEATER CUM AFTER 122 MINUTES.

If somebody asks you WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? just ask WHERE IS THE PERFECT SHITEATER DICK?

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? 229 = T0 B00 J00 EAT SHIT B00 T00 and 129 = FUCKING EAT P00P!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 17, 2022