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weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
by the lioness god October 31, 2021
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Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
by OneStarGator July 27, 2017
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slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.
She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
by racheal18 October 13, 2021
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Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
by dhfatty June 18, 2024
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Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty
by Callum Strang January 1, 2021
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Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
Bro why are you being a weasel rn
by Mason James February 14, 2020
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