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grime weasel

a person who has the characteristics of a weasel but his perception of life has compelled him into the grimier side of life. His focus is predominantly involved in deep conversations creating his own peculiar perception of reality that we call life.
i knew that joe was a proper lad, but after spending time with him on his profound level, in intermit conversation, i realised he was a real grime weasel
by deanman420 August 13, 2016
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sleepy weasel

by Mr hollingsworth July 11, 2016
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Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
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Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.
by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019
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weasel

by jerktwister December 3, 2020
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Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.
Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!
by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020
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Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
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