Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...

Wasteland by Ameri-Do-Te January 15, 2016

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retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

retarded waste of monkey-man juice by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

Quote from the last Starfighter.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds! by doc finch November 16, 2010

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washed up

when you find ariel the mermaid on the beach and you take that mermaid puss and toss her back into the ocean

washed up is a sex move

washed up by Ralph Ralph October 12, 2017

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