Vagining

The action of your fart rolling across your vagina lips

“I am vagining so hard today my pubes RATTLED.”

by Hybrid183 September 12, 2022

Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

by JBH721 January 16, 2021

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female

Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?

by Jake steel December 11, 2013

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.

Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.

by drbillyg April 25, 2014

vaginal corpse

Extra layer of skin which overused pussies get when they fuck the whole team

Tina always fucking the squad her Coochie experied bologna she got vaginal corpse

by MilfHunter452 February 27, 2017