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vampire orgy

A vampire orgy takes place at night in the woods. It involves a group homosexual albino black men who are afraid to come out during the day, due to the shame they bring to them selfs. They start by gathering gorilla limbs, they use the gorillas blood as lube while they aggressively jam said limbs into each others orifices, while sucking each others necks.
When i was walking in the woods at night i saw a vampire orgy, it was so fucked up...
by nigga obie June 12, 2011
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Vamish

To venture or find yourself lost so far from any gas station or cell phone tower in civilization that you have no option but to become Amish.
"I sent Jimmy out on an errand quite awhile ago..."
"I dunno. He just Vamished."
by Cals May 21, 2013
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fagotus vampirus

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009
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vamp

The extremely cool, bisexual character in Metal Gear Solid 2, who has characteristics of a vampire.
The boss fight with Vamp isn't too difficult.
by Pyro June 16, 2003
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vampire kiss

Lots of people think that a vampire kiss is just kissing and biting the neck, it's not. It can either be:

1) Licking out a woman when she is on her period.

2) Sucking the blood from any cuts or scratches.

3) Kissing with period blood in your mouth.
Guy 1: "I gave my girlfriend a vampire kiss last night"

Guy 2: "You idiot! you can catch HIV from that"
by Blooddiamond21 September 8, 2007
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vamp

A consequence or action taken towards a graffiti writer wen he/she breaks one of the rules of graffiti or just a victim to a rogue crew. Getting vamped can be one of many things or all things such as getting beat up, getting your black book taken which is one of the graffiti writers prized possessions, getting your spray paint and caps taken, and getting robbed
1. This is a vamp gimme all your paint and your black book or get beat down.

2. That foo SOK got vamped from crossing that one writer out!
by s1lo-0n3r August 4, 2007
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VAMPS

VAMPS is a Japanese rock band consisting of the super sexy vocalist from L'arc~en~Ciel, Hyde, and an amazing guitarist by the name of K.A.Z. Less prominent members of the band consist of a wickedly awesome bassist by the name of Ju-Ken (who is known from GacktJob) and a drummer and pianist who aren't as well known or promoted in the band, so I don't know their names.

Not only are they extremely good looking people, but they're extremely talented. Their first self titled album came out June 10th, signed to the Vamprose label. They kicked off their first American tour July 11th in NYC, and I was there, and it was amazing beyond belief.

Unfortunately, most of the fanbase in America stems from the fact that Hyde is super sexy, and already famous in the Jrock community. Therefore, the rest of the members tend to be extra baggage in the minds of the average fangirl.
Fangirl: OMG, VAMPS!!! HYDE, YOU'RE SO SEXY! MOTHER MY CHILDREN! I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR MUSIC, OR THE REST OF THE MEMBERS, YOU'RE JUST SO FRIGGIN' HOTT!
by Ms. Squishington III July 28, 2009
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