Twat Jammer 

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

Twat Jammer by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

Twat waffle by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

twat yacht 

When you are a bigger asshole than a douche canoe

What a douche canoe...
No, stealing all your money and fucking your girl, he's a twat yacht.

twat yacht by Clasdicchk January 25, 2017

Twat cocker 

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

Twat cocker by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

twat whisperer 

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

twat whisperer by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

Twat breather 

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

Twat breather by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Twat Tots 

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

Twat Tots by vulgarqt December 9, 2017