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Turtle

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.
Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".
by 19D4L August 23, 2012
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Turtleheading

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.
"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading
by Chilly B April 18, 2014
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turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head
Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!
by spitzG563 June 20, 2014
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Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.
The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.
by Turtlejournal January 8, 2009
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Awkward Turtle

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,
Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,
by Joedun23 July 29, 2010
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Turtle

When someone tries to act tough but is a floppy nothing!
I hate you
Well your a turtle you try to act tough but your just a floppy nothing
by shela specia; April 17, 2017
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turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies
Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!
by angelofrelevance April 28, 2020
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