turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.

That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.

by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006

turtle call

this is when a man stands in such a way that his balls are suspended completely perpendicular with the gooch. once this is achieved, the man starts to swing his balls up and down, using his hips, such that the scrotum slaps the gooch on its upward swing.

that guy did a turtle call right over your face.

by matt_stan40 June 21, 2007

turtle egg

Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.

Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.

by KWA2 January 7, 2009

turtlebush

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

turtle fuck

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?

by anonymous August 2, 2004

turtledick

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming

I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)

by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

Awkward Turtle

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

by Likitung. December 22, 2008