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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.
by Scrub June 4, 2003
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turn in

John: "I'm gonna go turn in."

Robert: "Good night!"
by turnturnturn March 13, 2010
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turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
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turkish royal

litterally the BEST type of ciggarettes in man kind .
damn dude you got a turkish royal? ill trade you for a marb..
by rachelyoo April 7, 2010
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The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.
"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"
by bigjimdx October 14, 2005
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get turnt

To get super wasted and have extreme fun.
"Nigga I'm about to get turnt at this party."
by A_Jay October 9, 2013
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Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017
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