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little brass trumpet

kind of like a semi-boner, only not as much. usually caused by a not so hott chick that has a nice body.
I had a little brass trumpet when i was looking down her shirt at her nice tits, it's just too bad she's fugly.
by r0dney j0ns0n June 26, 2004
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TrumpTard

The word used to describe Trump supporters by Clinton supporters to help them recover from the missed opportunity to waste more American tax dollars. The dying cry of a once popular left-wing government that will not return to power. The cause for continued miss-calculation of the American vote because shaming 50% of the American vote by this bastardization of the word 'retarded' has the affect of changing exit pols but not changing the vote.
You TrumpTards cost Queen Clinton the election and her Queenship!
by Boris S Wart July 3, 2017
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trumpertantrum

Any emotional outburst that comes out of Donald Trump's mouth. The origin of the word comes from Ted Cruz
"Did you see the news? Donald Trump called out Ted Cruz's legal status as an American!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just another trumpertantrum."
by KRizzle October 4, 2016
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Trumpet

When you fart against an inanimate object the amplifies the sound of the fart.
"Dude, you totally just trumpeted the wooden chair!"

or another way to say it:

"Last night my grandpa totally played the leather couch trumpet!"
by SeptemberAnna July 24, 2012
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trumpet

A bisexual person of either male or female gender, so named for the two ends of the trumpet.

The bell of the trumpet represents the vagina where one may place one's face mimicking the act of oral sex on a female.

The funnel represents the penis where one may place their lips and blow or buzz, once again mimicking the act of oral sex, this time applied to the male genitalia.

See also: study the trumpet
A trumpet is a person who studies the trumpet.
'Are you bisexual?'
'What do you mean?'
'Do you study the trumpet?'
'Oh, right. Yes, I do, Ross.'
by W.D. Stevens February 6, 2012
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ass trumpet

The word used when one ownz another
Man, Thunk pulled some Donkey Ass Trumpet on j00!
by Shiro Wullong June 13, 2004
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trumpet fish

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.
by jak December 27, 2002
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