Tristan

Boy who is listening you even if you talk 5 hours, you are gonna feel like “sugar-BROCKHAMPTON” song whenever you are talking with him,you are gonna feel like someone is cuddling you under the navy blue sky with stars while talking with him.If i describe him with 3 words ;cutie,smart,kind he is cute as a red panda :))

anyone:OMG RED PANDA ISNT IT SO CUTE
Ian:yeah but not cute as much as “Tristan”

by Fraguador June 16, 2023

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

Tristan Junge

A derogatory name used to call someone an idiot, fool, dumbass or other related words

Person 1: Did you hear that Brady proposed to Mickey Mouse and got rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Tristan Junge.

by MagicEnder September 26, 2023

Tristan

A person who acts gay is gay but does not admit it

Tristan is gay

by Deli Mike October 6, 2023