Tree virginity

If you're a tree virgin, you've never climbed a tree before. Most people lose their tree virginity when they're just children, but some people remain tree virgins their entire lives....what a shame.

1. "I'll be back soon mom. I'm going to the park with Sally. We're going to lose our tree virginity together."

by fessefessefesse March 13, 2010

tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

by DaTruthx January 2, 2012

Free Range Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.

Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?

Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!

by Laleph December 14, 2010

awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.

misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*

by tulipgirl January 24, 2011

tree thugger

aka the new age hippie, the badass hippie. the product of the combination of the hip hop and touring hippie festival cultures. commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull. tree thuggers often attend hippie music festivals, and are most commonly the ones that drugs should never be purchased from.

commonly wears a straight brimmed baseball cap (with a tilt) with a combination of baggy pants and shirts, skateboarding shoes. The true tree thugger owns a pitbull

by Mikey Fitz November 7, 2008

the tree

(n.)

braintree, massachusetts.

see also btree;

where'd you guys go last night?
we went to the mall over in the tree.

by the boston anthony September 10, 2005

trust tree

A mythical place where no one rats on each other especially supervisors ratting out the knuckle dragers

Yes I had my PPE on Mr. Staid. Don’t worry where in the trust tree

by jakdarb May 11, 2018