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Butterfly effect thinking

No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!
Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”
by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
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Thinking problem

Being stupid, not thinking about stuff, or having difficulty understanding things.
I’m worried about Sofia meeting a stranger, cause she has a thinking problem.
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too much to think

Like "too much to drink".
You're thinking too much into things and you're driving yourself and others around you crazy, like someone who's had too much to drink.
Guy: Yo, I think that Megan in homeroom is throwing hints at me, since she did the same stuff to her ex not too long ago!
Guy 2: I think you've had too much to think.
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80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.
by public2 November 12, 2022
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe
I’m smarter than you people think I am
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