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noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour
Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes
by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017
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noodle life

Craziest life ever
by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017
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Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013
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Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021
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Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.
"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."
by Ttoolman July 7, 2021
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Frontal Noodle

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018
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Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
mugGet the Poop Noodlemug.

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