Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.
by freddyflow November 21, 2013
Get the faby bumpmug. When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
Get the barrell bumpingmug. A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
Get the Bullshit Bumpmug. The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022
Get the Glee Bumpmug. •When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!
•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.
•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.
The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumped Janel.
by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021
Get the pussy bumpmug. It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.
Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017
Get the tongue bumpmug. one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump jobmug.