SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

SHIT HIT THE FAN by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

shit in the oatmeal 

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

shit in the oatmeal by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER 

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

shit on the coffee table 

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

shit on the coffee table by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Shit in the Mouth 

When you finish a bowl of weed from your pipe and the ashes get sucked into your mouth.

The bowl was cashed, but I kept hitting it and got shit in the mouth.

Shit in the Mouth by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

The "Day After" Shit 

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

The "Day After" Shit by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

The Billy Mays Shit 

When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.

I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.

The Billy Mays Shit by TheBigPope69 October 19, 2021