Rod wrecker

A girl who's got a very tight pussy

Man I railed this chick the other night and that chick was a rod wrecker

by 201910 May 31, 2019

fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 2, 2023

Rod

A very handsome young fellow he gets all the girls

“He was almost as good looking as Rod”

by Kooler n frieze July 12, 2018

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan

person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?

by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn September 3, 2013