That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac
That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009

by octaloss May 9, 2021

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."
Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"
Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"
by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
