Dolphin

When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.

Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”

by Lucdog February 21, 2023

dolphin

a very generous discord user who likes all of his non-existent friends

that person is a really good dolphin

by anonymous.dolphin June 23, 2021

dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 02, 2016

Dolphin

Dolphins look like large fish, but they are actually small whales. They belong to a family that includes the common dolphin as well as killer whales, or orcas.

Theres dolphins on the background as symphony plays!

by svccubus September 08, 2024

dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 04, 2022

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphin

Someone who is fucked in the head

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web

by HoonoZiggurat September 09, 2019