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Madrid Moment

An irrelevent statement said while nobody is paying attention, yet otheres hear it. An official Madrid moment has no response. Also, many madrid moments can kill a joke, ruin a good conversation, or just be dumb as hell.
Jerry-"ya there was this fine chick, big ass, big tits..."
Madrid-"DUDE GUYS; look what michael did to my arm!!! (shows bruise)
Marcus-"Dude you just had a Madrid Moment..nobody cares at all."
by Drew, Giovanni, Marcus, Jerry October 23, 2007
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Man moment

When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.
“That’s why you are a women, I hate women
“Man moment
by Coolgurl23 March 17, 2021
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Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.
For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.
by LazyBean January 14, 2020
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lesbian moment

When a heterosexual female recognizes another heterosexual female as looking especially attractive, often following a change in appearance, and is intended as a compliment.
Erin: How do I look in this dress?
Sarah: Oh my God, you look absolutely amazing! I'm totally having a lesbian moment.
by kk00 May 5, 2006
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Bruh Moment

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by 69420god October 22, 2019
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Slave Moment

When your owner beats the fuck out of you for no reason hence the term "slave moment" it's basically a bruh moment but in the 1800's with slavery
Owner: aye nigga hop on over 'ere

slave(doesn't deserve capital letter): *walks over and starts getting viciously beat like the nigger he is*
slave: aye nigga that's a whole slave moment bruh
by Ifuckfelines February 2, 2020
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Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward
by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021
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