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by UwU reggae shark October 17, 2021
Get the testtubes.used.tampon mug.1. A creative way of referring to someone as being any of the following: greedy, a douche, a greedy douche, ugly, ginger, or an over all moron.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
"stop hogging the seat you flying tampon"
"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
by swerty35 April 11, 2010
Get the Flying Tampon mug.The absolute biggest and most absorbent tampon in existence made of a special cotton-polymer blend. This tampon is used by Kim Kardashian as well as other so called "voluptuous" stuck up women that make themselves the center of attention by being absolutely good at nothing and act as though they are constantly menstruating, or as more commonly know- "being on the rag", "having a period" or "having a visit from aunt flo." This tampon is not to be confused with a "super-plus" tampon which is usually made of pure cotton and is not capable of accommodating the volume of bloody and/or "semenous" flow produced by the women who use extreme tampons.
Damn, BP should have gotten one of Kim Kardashian's extreme tampons to plug up the oil spill, that shit would have worked for sure!
by Jenny M July 21, 2010
Get the extreme tampon mug.a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest models could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the kegel contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). An improved version of the device was later devised that could receive and convey incoming messages as well as communicating outgoing messages. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, this newer version suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have to improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.
by wouldaben December 16, 2010
Get the tech tampon mug.When you eat mad chinese food and then you piss them off in the worst way possible: toss a tampon you find in your purse into their tin teapot, watch it expand, and get it all on tape. Now that rules.
Possibly Tampax brand. Any kind really for teapon-making. Toss and listen to the angry chinese voices.
by jinjohnson December 8, 2006
Get the Teapon mug.A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.
by NathanB April 23, 2008
Get the Tampon mug.God we were so temp555 last night.
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