A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.
The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.
by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018
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I done went down to Ralcomm and got me one of them there telemabobs.
Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.
Sorry I got to go my telemabob is ringing.
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Teligh is a beautiful understanding girls with long brown hair and blue eyes that shine in the sun, you won’t find anyone else like her.
by unknown._.kimbe May 5, 2019
Get the Teligh mug.Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
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Get the Telicia mug.Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.
Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.
M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"
by channel_panel November 27, 2019
Get the telenovela banished mug.Telon is is beautiful smart sophisticated girl who’s not afraid to speak her mind and most prettiest out her family who will become The greatest and always determined and when she sets her mind there’s no stopping her!!!!!!!! That’s what Telon is
Telon is so awesome
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