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squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird
"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas
by jxallen96 December 20, 2015
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squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks
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Squid

A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %
Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "

Fireblade rider " no what happened"

Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "

Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023
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Squids

The dawgs
“Yo bro you see any of the squids?”

“I fuck with the squids
by Ieoem September 19, 2020
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squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017
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Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.
Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019
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