by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011
Get the Road Flare mug.When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011
Get the Road Turd mug.Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head
by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023
Get the road gourd mug.
The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.
by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023
Get the Snowy road mug.An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
by GrontleGums October 9, 2023
Get the Road Atlas mug.A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer
by SlipperySausage12O December 3, 2022
Get the Road fucker mug.