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the goldy 

John: wanna go to the goldy
Stan: fuck yeah I’m keen for a surf
the goldy by Suckyanan05 March 17, 2019
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The large bolus of vomit that lodges in your sinuses during emesis that can only be removed by forcefully blowing it out through your nose.
After driving around drunk and throwing up outside the window and onto the side of his car, the Congressman realized that the strong smell and taste of bile was because of The Gaetz that had lodged in his nose.
The Gaetz by Zoe107 December 13, 2019

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.
Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.
Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

The Gook Squad 

Derogatory term used for the electronics retail giant Best Buy. Especially when used on conjunction with a bad experience with receiving incorrect tech support from said retail establishment.
I went to Best Buy to pick up a parallel cable, and The Gook Squad said that this is unsupported technology now. So I go to Walmart and found a parallel cable for ten bucks.
The Gook Squad by SPELLING August 16, 2021

The gym effect 

The gym enhances any girls appearance by a substantial amount.
I just got bamboozled by the gym effect she is definitely not a 10
The gym effect by the gym effect December 27, 2021