Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 14, 2010

tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019

Weiner texting

To send pictures of one's genitals via text message or Twitter in the manner of former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner.

No, my boyfriend was Weiner texting me the whole time.

by collegio production staff June 22, 2011

Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.

Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.

by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010

text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.

I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."

by Soice Feos November 8, 2010

Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011

texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009