Dirty Swish

A Swisher Sweet that has been gutted and rolled into a nice blunt.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, pass me that swisher.

Stoner 2: Gonna roll a dirty swish?

Stoner 3: .....hahahhahahhaahah. Damn.

by JohnKyo August 24, 2010

dick swiss

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011

Orgasmically Swiss

An adjective used to describe something that is sexually "cool" or "desired" and is of extremely high quality. Since the Swiss make such high quality and durable products (i.e Swiss Army Knife) saying something is "orgasmically swiss" is expressing the awesome nature of such a sexual and high quality noun.

Bro that $25 condom with extra lube and built in vibrator is so orgasmically Swiss.

by Monsieur Syfillus April 2, 2011

Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 29, 2011

t swish

when you stand at the top of the stairs and cum and try to swish it into her vagina at the bottom of the stairs. Takes years of practice, if your an amateur you might need a backboard. her face would be a good backboard for you amateurs

"I t swished my hot girl friend from my personal record 13 steps, didnt even need a fucking backboard.

by hailingcoins November 6, 2012

Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

sheep swishies

When you mix pubes and semen in your mouth and swish it around like mouthwash.

“Yeah, man, Brittney is crazy, that bitch gave me sheep swishies last night.”

by everyonesfavoritebarista November 16, 2021