Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

day one strokes

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them

I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

by Grantivanschilte April 25, 2024

Poop stroke

When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs

Wait till I get this girl home I’m goin to give her that poop stroke

by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.

Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.

by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018

Stroke

Far away, a long distance. (Most commonly used in Louisville)

Friend 1: “yo yall tryna go to the football game?”

Friend 2: “ hell no bruh thats a stroke away”

by hunchojb September 26, 2019

Stroke

this word has multiple meanings. heres 4 of them.
1. a seat on most boats/ships

2. a bloodclot in arteries or veins that lead to the brain
3. a gentle soothing motion
4. what males do when they masturbate

1. "he sat in the stroke of the boat"
2. "healthy eating can reduce the risk of a stroke"
3. "he stroked her hair"
4. "he stroked his penis so he could ejaculate"

by Niko OneShot July 24, 2025

Stroke

to steal something with complete and utter disregard and with no thought for the person you are stealing from. (A local dialect of Dublin Ireland called Dublinese)

Dan went into the shops with the intent to stroke a packet of biscuits.

by XXeXtentacles September 16, 2021