Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

Pee pee stick

A new and creative name for a the male genitalia, that should be revolutionized

Girl: did you get hecked by a pee pee stick
Guy: ya bet I did
Girl: that’s the tea sis

by Taylor Greene October 28, 2018

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

Devil's USB Stick

Another word of saying... Juul

YO pass the Devil's USB Stick

by That dodo December 13, 2018

Nick the Stick

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.

Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.

by King Rickish May 31, 2019

going off the stick

if you are bisexual, going from dating a guy to dating a girl

Man: Hey did you hear Tammy broke up with Max and got together with Edie?

Man 2: Yeah, she’s going off the stick.

by swish the bish March 30, 2020