screwdriver

probably the best melee weapon in the world

"Gimme all yer money."
"Or what?"
"Or we're gonna knock you out."
"Then I'll stab you with my screwdriver..."

by KiillZEmAwll August 23, 2012

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

Screwed the pooch

To have sex with a dog.

Jize Layo screwed the pooch for his new film, "Jize Layo does a dachsund IV"

by Jose Loya September 13, 2005

screw

To screw, a guy fucks a dude in one of his screw-holes.

Matt and his friends always want to screw me!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

beagel screwer

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008

bag of screws

Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.

Your just a big bag of screws

by paul April 28, 2004

Double Jew Prius Screw

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.

A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!

by ppoo383 December 19, 2012