Spongebob

A tampon

Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom with (Mr.) Crabs.

by El Dorko February 9, 2009

spongebob squarepants

the greatest,but silliest show on nick. Its about a yellow sponge named SpongeBob Squarepants..(hence the name) his friend Patrick Star the most funniest dude ever!!!! and their boring but sometimes funny neighbor named Squidward. They all live in Bikini Bottom. there are a bunch of other characters but im too lazy to mention im sure you guys know that by now. and if you don't like it then you can go kiss my buns!!!your just some person like one of those goth kids that don't know what to do with their lives and isolating themeselves and wearing black and all that shit!

some kid: oh! spongebob squarepants is on.
goth kid: you watch that show your LAME!!!!!
some other kid: shut up u suck your no fun your weird you have no friends spongebob is cool.
goth kid: *casts evil spell on kids* *kids turn into frogs*

by ajfljdlfjdlaskjf June 11, 2006

Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.

As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!

by Globule July 3, 2005

Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009

spongebob

The best little critter in the deep blue sea!

I love spongebob so much!

by Nikki June 16, 2003

spongebob

Look spongebob is not gay. For you people who think he is you are getting alot of thumbs down. people who think spongebob is NOT gay you are getting thumbs up. Spongebob is a ladies man that's how he got sandy cheeks. And he does NOT flirt with patrick he is just greeting him nicely. Also he sometimes dresses up like a girl because he is just being funny. And Gay pictures of spongebob are not true. They are lies. So believe it that spongebob is NOT gay.

me: people if you think spongebob is gay O i'll fry your liver boy or gal and i'll eat them I said i'll eat them. Also A way to make spongebob stop talking just say is that Sandy Cheeks in a bikini!!!! Then spongebob will say where?(with hearts in his eyes). Then just ditch him.

by fisherman deputy vet February 11, 2008

Toilet Sponge.

Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.

You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.

Toilet Sponge is a janitors worst nightmare.

by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004