Spida

Noun. A female that casts her web out for men and when she catches one, she wraps him up and slowly devours him. When finished with that guy, she moves on to the the next one caught in the web.

Joey: Dude, she's a spida and your caught in her web.

Matt: Fuck! I hate spidas!

by Mittens rmoney November 27, 2012

Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010

Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

Spider Cam

When a man looks thru his finger while catching his wife/girl masturbating trying not to look but not able to look away.

Mike pulled a spider cam as he tried not to watch his wife finish.

by Veranda Gang February 2, 2008

Spider Cup

The back middle cup of a beer pong rack. Can only occur if the middle row has been eliminated and the front cup is still standing (sometimes referred to as a "Letterman"). However, other cups can become "Spider Cups" if you yell it loud enough.

I couldnt win the beer pong tournament because I just couldnt hit that darn Spider Cup.

by Chris from Gtown October 16, 2008

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011