Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

Alabama Special

Incest. It's just incest.

"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."

by ono_bilz October 21, 2020

The Kev Special

When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.

Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special

by PhraseGawd January 26, 2021

Nixon Special

When a girl deepthroats you while wearing a Richard Nixon mask and you pull out of her mouth and cum all over the mask

Guy: babe we’re gonna do the Nixon Special tonight
Girl: i love the Nixon Special

by Derfouteur February 2, 2021

Peach Special

A disgusting Panda Express meal full of shit and diarrhea. Do not eat this meal!

I will have one peach special!

by Peachster February 19, 2021

The Seb Special

(Sexual) When the male covers himself in peanut butter and procedes to rub himself on the ground as the female pees on him from above.

Mary made John give her the Seb Special last night.

I can’t wait to give my girlfriend the Seb Special tonight.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021