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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018
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shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018
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Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.
Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.
by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018
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Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020
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Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020
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shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about
by Harper_Here May 25, 2020
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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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