Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 25, 2024
In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.
by BabyLayla December 13, 2019
Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 26, 2018
The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill
That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill
That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP
by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016