classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012

Smash Talk

To talk trash while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Mike was talkin some mad Smash talk the other day

by Jake Infusino April 28, 2008

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Smash Box

To go hard at the terrain park, ie: boxes and rails while skiing or snowboarding.

Whoa did you see that guy smash box?

by Ibanthor May 2, 2010

gugby smash

Sex.

(If you get really, really high, you will come to the realization that this word is the true way to express the concept of sex).

"This girl and I gugby smashed last night."

by Indeed113 November 14, 2009

Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.

OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing

by caseone March 23, 2011