National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 09, 2022
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Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.
Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes
by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020
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Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 May 01, 2025
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sLoW m0tIoN

by babababoyo April 29, 2024
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Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.
That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.
by Slowslow44 November 05, 2020
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch December 17, 2015
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Slow damage

Slow Damage is a new BL visual novel game released by the company Nitro+Chiral, a branch of the popular VN company NitroPlus. It is 18+ and can get really dark.
Jacob: bro have you played slow damage?
Max: not yet. Still waiting for the English release. But I love Towa so far! He's my favourite.
by Jayden Killjoy November 02, 2022
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