sloppy Dallas

When your bitch packs a fat lip then sucks you off

Doobrah gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by An Absolute Fucking Idiot October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy dallas is when a girl gives head with a mouth full of chewin tobacco.

Jessica just gave me a sloppy dallas and i had to take a shower

by Joe body October 15, 2020

sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

sloppy volcano

When you pour gasoline into your vagina, light it up and orgasm over the pain.

Person 1: How did Renay burn that?

Person 2: I heard she did a sloppy volcano

Person 3: I thought she got charzard-ed.

Person 1: Oh my god, no way, she is such a horny slut.

by UndercoverUxie November 2, 2015

Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your partner is giving you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by the girl with no love life October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017