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yea simps are garbo
"simps are no lifers"
by L4D2 March 13, 2022
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Simpson road

quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden
“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”

“ya because i live down it u melt”
by kohaku oukawa March 25, 2022
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Simpasaurus

A partner in a relationship who simps to an extreme. This person goes well out their way to try to please their partner at the expense of having no dignity. A simpasaurus will allow their partner to get away with things that most people would find offensive and unacceptable in a relationship. Unfortunately this causes the partner to lose all respect for the simpasaurus.
Did you hear that Joe lets his wife sleep with other guys to keep her happy?

Yeah, he's a total simpasaurus. But she'll eventually leave him anyway.
by Gman737 February 23, 2022
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Simposium

Person 1: "Hey did you see that cosplay girls twitch stream?"
Person 2: "Nah, the simposium of simps horning onto her made it pretty cringe, bro."
by Xevious211 April 9, 2022
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SimpSet Corpus

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by JaiMarxism April 28, 2022
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Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps
John is a Simpslayer
by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022
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simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame
Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"
by DanitheDame June 27, 2022
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