Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Simon is a person who is caring, cool and really amazing. Everyone loves and adores him for who he is.
Simon is so cool!
by iichelseaperkins June 22, 2019

Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021

by levv December 23, 2022

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024
