A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.
Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.
by ephemerae December 9, 2004

The phrase that lets you know that you are trash at basketball. Often heard if you are in a shooting poisition with the ball in your hands.
by SorryBaller July 27, 2020

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.
by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013

by Roadkill August 26, 2004
