Shmooga

That word that means everything.

Nika, your shmooga is showing!

by KARF69 November 19, 2015

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

Shmoo'ed

Describes the exact moment of death for any sort of meme

Dat boy been shmoo'ed.

by mrdiscodaddy May 24, 2016

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

Shmofessional

When you are decent at something but not quite a professional

I played shmofessional football in collage

by Agent X88 August 4, 2016