Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.

Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

Staten Island Shuffle

The act of driving up alongside stopped traffic and pulling your car into the front of the line rather than waiting at the back of the line.

Rather than wait in line to merge onto the parkway, I did the Staten Island Shuffle.

by TheFrenchTeacher February 24, 2011

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

shuffu

Instead of saying 'Oh well' or 'doesn't matter' you might say 'SHUFFU'

Person 1: Oh no! I lost my bracelet!

Person 2: Shuffu.

by lda1411 April 11, 2009

Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

by marliemellow April 15, 2009

shuffle bomb

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing

bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.

by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009