He’s selling the money

A faggot saying for faggots who don’t know what the words selling or money mean

Dave: He’s selling the money!
Everyone: Shut up faggot.

by Imnotwhoyouthibkiam May 7, 2023

what are ya selling?

When someone does not hear another, this can be used to ask what they said.

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you see the game?"
Jim: "Huh, what are ya selling?"

by Cp98 June 30, 2023

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

SS. Spelling

A sub category of the Grammar Nazi Regime.

They are the same annoying nit pickers, screaming at every little mistake in a written sentences/ The only difference is their specialty is spelling.

Forumer: Man their was alot of idiots trying to sell me 8 hour shots. Thold me it would give me alot of strangth.

SS. Spelling Private Class: Where did you learn English from? The back of a cereal box? It's "THERE "A (SPACE) LOT", "TOLD" and "STRENGTH"!

Forumer: aww man another grammar nazi.

Another Forumer: Yeah and he's part of the SS Spelling.

by SkullDoll March 15, 2011