The Art of Monkey Science

The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.

That retard studies the Art of Monkey Science.

by John Diesel November 20, 2010

science

A conformists dream come true.

Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.

science is a prison

The government is your GOD now!

by Think outside the box. March 13, 2005

Science

Gay.

For conformists.

etc.

Thanks to unquestioning conformists we have been duped into blindly putting all of our faith in science which has allowed all of mankind to become enslaved.

NICE GOIN YOU OPEN MINDED FUCKS!

Thanks to "so called" OPEN MINDS and "FREE THINKERS" blindly putting their faith in science the governments of the world have been able to enslave all mankind.

Thanks alot you fuckin nerds!

by NICE GOING YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS! March 13, 2005

antiforensic science

a new and controversal science started by a few academics who are untrusting of the government and law enforcement and think they are taking to many of our freedoms away.
it is the study of how to foil forensics and leave no evendience behind.
it is sometimes used by some criminals and criminal organizations.
it is usually studied informaly by computed or under a specialist in it ect.

John is studying antiforensic science.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

by Mattymatt November 15, 2006

Scienteriffic

Something that has evolved from being boring to fantastic because of Science

My new Scienteriffic air bag is gaurenteed not to break my nose on deployment...

by Kole Brian January 17, 2008

science dick

Science dick is the generally accepted measure of success in the fields on physics, chemistry, biology and dyingalonelyvirginology. Those who have made a greater number of important discoveries are known to have bigger science dicks.

It is similar to to the measure of "e-penis" used in other circles. It is also equally irresistible to girls. Researchers in computer science may score highly in both, an achievement known as diphallia. The science dick is not popular in computer science for this very reason.

Because of complaints by people hot for Jesus, science dick is generally not discussed in public. It was found that the more mathematical H-index correlates well with science dick, so it is often used instead. Next time you hear a scientist talk about H-index, know that he's talking about his dick.

"Booya losers! Guess whose science dick just grew ten inches!" -Albert Einstein, upon discovering general relativity

"I decided to quit my science career after I found out that Marie Curie has a bigger science dick that I do." -Many an aspiring male scientist

"Pasteur, sir, do I observe correctly a substantial increment in the size of your breeches?" / "Verily, how perceptive! Having written about boiling milk, I found it necessary to reflect the consequences it held for me personally" / "How rare!"

by Mark42 October 17, 2015